Hey y’all.

By y’all I mean the empty stratosphere that I’m yelling into. The stratosphere of the blog that nobody looks at. The void that is my teensy corner of the internet. But it’s mine; I paid for it. 

I thought long and hard about what to call it. For years, to be frank. Lot o’ thought and not much action. But really I’m a gemini (you knew I’d find a way to sneak that in there, didn’t you)(gemini’s are truly insufferable), so you can’t expect me to pick just one thing to talk about. I decided to call it whatcha wanna. Because I can. I paid for it.

This will be my journal of sorts. As I sit here drinking the kefir I bargained with myself to finish before I can indulge in a glass of wine under 5pm, I hope that whatever soul manages to find me in this quiet little corner finds something to amuse or move them. 

Cheers. *clinks kefir*